June 27, 2006: No Chemo For You, One Year!

Oh, would that that were true. And would that chemo were The Soup Nazi’s Crab Bisque. But alas, the chemicals are the same (hey, what do you think intravenous crab bisque would do?), just the timing has changed. (I mean, there’s nothing in crab bisque itself that would kill a person, right?) Generally chemo day is Tuesday, but this special week it has been moved to Wednesday, so we will be reporting on visit #4 to the Chemo Cafe as soon as we hear from our heroine. (Chunks. Crab chunks. I bet those wouldn’t be too good, huh? I wonder if anyone has ever come into an emergency room with, like, an intravenous crab chunk coma? Pretty bad deal for that guy, I tell you what!)

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