All Clear!
OK, I am mortally offended. I wrote a fabulously informative and, if I do say so myself, very funny post about Stacey’s recent MRI check-up and mammogram. I was shocked, SHOCKED! to find that not only had it not gone up on the site, it wasn’t even saved as a draft. The horror, the horror.
So this will certainly NOT be the shining ray of genius the first one was, but here goes.
Stacey went in for her regularly scheduled MRI checkup and they found… something we’ll tell you about after this break! (Awwwww…)
Cut to commercial:
(Sound: bass line from “Sunshine of Your Love”: DUH nuh nuh nuh DUH nuh nuh duh NUH nuh…)
“The generation that swore it would never get old… didn’t. Welcome to the summer of life. And now there’s an official hair treatment of the summer of your life: new Touch of Gray from Just For Men. Lets you keep a little gray. Works gradually. Just comb in, rinse.”
Male model who was definitely not at Woodstock: “Never trust anyone over 90, haw-haw-haw!”
“Keep a little gray with new Touch of Gray.”
I’m sorry, but is that not just the stupidest thing ever? We had a little slogan contest here in the kitchen:
“Touch of Gray: Because you can be proud of getting old. Just not too proud…and not too old.”
“Touch of Gray: The hair dye that doesn’t… uh… dye your hair.”
“Touch of Gray: a little gray tells the world you’re not completely insecure… just a little.”
Your submissions welcome in the comments below!
And now we return to… The Fascinating Tale of Stacey’s Interminable Medical Tests!
Stacey had her MRI and it showed… nuffin. Well, it showed something, but just the transplanted boob and normal bodily goo and so forth. No cancer. Then she had a mammogram: same deal, EXCEPT! Stacey found out that it’s a HECK of a lot easier to have a mammogram with .5 boobage. The nurse said “Isn’t that great? All the mastectomy patients say that!”
So. That wasn’t as funny, but at least it was super-tangential… and isn’t that really why you’re here?
LOL–still lovin’ the blog
OH! and did I forget to say (b/c I already said it outloud to my husband) HURRAYYYYYY FOR STACEY!!!!!
“Touch of Gray: a little gray tells the world you’re not completely insecure… just a little.”
Love it!! 😀