The news, it’s good? (Kenna hurrah!)
Kenna hurrah (or “keynahora” or “khurahheyna” or “kukkaburra” or some other characters not available on my keyboard…) means “without the evil eye”, roughly equivalent to “knock wood”. Which is more common but, it occurs to me now, makes waaaaay less sense.
Also I’m supposed to spit three times between my index and second finger to ward off bad luck, which is notoriously averse to spitty fingers.
(Which is my new band name.)
ANYway… my sister Stacey, always looking for ways to make my life easier — as opposed to my childhood which she sought to make AS DIFFICULT AS POSSIBLE — has written yet another post for your edification and enjoyment. I say enjoyment because not only is Stacey still a great writer, we get a bonus added plus because the news is… Shhh! Good. Probably. Read on!
Stacey’s Report
What is this thing they call Good News? Real, live, actual Good News has been pretty hard to come by lately. Sure, there have been days when nothing bad has happened, but the absence of bad news is not the same as the presence of good news. And there have been days when, miraculously, everybody enjoys what I make for dinner and no one argues and everyone says "I love you" before going to bed. Those are good days, but they're a part of regular life, one hopes, and don't really qualify as Good News. Today, I bring you Good News. Well, let me qualify that a bit. I bring you News which is probably good, and should prove to be good, but which is still a bit theoretical in nature and which requires that you take a leap of faith to appreciate now. In a few weeks we should know if this "Good News" turns out to be GOOD NEWS! I wouldn't blame you a bit if you wanted to hold out for that. Here, now, some notes up front: 1. SGPT and SGOT are enzymes that are released by damaged livers (and hearts, too, but we're not worrying about those right now). Measuring the levels of these enzymes can indicate the health of a liver. 2. For SGPT the normal range is 7-30, uh, things. For SGOT it's 9-32. 3. All of my breast cancer is now concentrated in my liver. (Fun fact: it's still breast cancer, even though it's in the liver.) And now, for you fans of data analysis, I present the numbers: SGPT SGOT 02/05/09: 70 61 03/17/09: 64 56 04/28/09: 76 71 06/09/09: 96 97 07/21/09: 125 125 10/16/09: 201 175 10/23/09: 189 173 10/30/09: 194 158 11/06/09: 196 188 11/13/09: 245 223 11/17/09: 248 248 11/20/09: 238 209 11/27/09: 230 175 12/04/09: 234 171 12/11/09: 257 228 12/18/09: 174 144 12/26/09: 135 96 01/02/10: 113 94 01/08/10: 118 89 01/15/10: 83 66 01/22/10: 71 57 See those numbers down there at the bottom? See how they're substantially lower than the ones in the middle of the list? Yeah, that's good. It might even be Good. Or GOOD! Or, dare I hope, GREAT! Well, for now I won't get too carried away as that would be embarassing. I have a PET scan scheduled for next month (fun fact: tissue shows changes slower than what can be detected in a blood test, so you wait a bit to test so that it can catch up), which I hope will show more Good News. The moles are on the run. Run, damn moles, run.
WOW! I’m very excited by this nearly news. I might even be considered to be getting carried away, but being a Yankee by birth, I’ll contain myself and wait for the PET scan results. Still, I realize I’ve started to breath again.
Now, I may be dense (am actually in many ways), but I didn’t get the “mole” connection. Illumination will be helpful, but whatever…I’m with you – run, moles, run.
The deal with the moles: https://staceyreport.wordpress.com/2009/01/26/the-wac-a-mole-approach/